Malaysia Boleh!!

Yes, Malaysia Boleh!! We won a silver medal in Beijing Olympic all thanks to our local hero Lee Chong Wei. Eh.. sorry... it will be Datuk Lee Chong Wei very soon...

Not to undermine Lee's commitment and his contribution to the sports, but I think the recent fanfare is just plain too much. Read it here!!

Yes, I would agree that it is a great achievement, but look at the rewards that came pouring in. Datuk Lee has been given a reward money of RM300,000 and a pension award of RM3,000 per month for the rest of his life!!! On top of that, he will be conferred the Datukship by the Penang government. All for an Olympic SILVER MEDAL ONLY.

Too bad squash is still being left out of Olympic, otherwise Datul Nicol David would have been RM500k richer!! I personally think that Nicol's achievements in her sports outshine Lee's achievements. However the rewards that they have both received are so different! Nicol has only been given RM200,000 minus the lifetime pension fund for her win at the World Squash Open whilst mantaining her world number one ranking for months now! Read more about Nicol's here.

Also, Michael Phelps wished that he should have been a Malaysian. I seriously don't think Americans government will be so generous to him. In Malaysia he could easily become Datuk Michael Phelps, at least RM2 millions of reward and will be enjoying pension fund for the rest of his life some more! Afterall, he is now the greatest olympian with 8 records setting wins at the Beijing Olympic!! 8 gold medals x RM300k = RM2.4 millions minimum! World records some more so he will get couple of hundred thousands thrown in as extra.

Talk about sports "NEP" in Malaysia!

Afterthought - I Swear

This just crossed my mind. Next time, in Malaysia, if you want to sue somebody, you shouldn't recite the very dramatic line - I will see you in court!!!

Instead, we should Malaysianise it ->

I WILL SEE YOU IN MOSQUE!!

or...

I WILL SEE YOU IN CHURCH!!

or...

I WILL SEE YOU IN TUA BEK GONG TEMPLE!!!!!!!!!!

I Swear, by the moon and the sun in the sky!

All 4 one, that is the famous boy band that sings the song I Swear.

A nice song, which the lyrics have been fully brought to life by our fellow Malaysian!! However the lyrics have been slightly modified for local content and please see what our local composser has to say about this.

So Mr PM, you're saying that by swearing on the religious text, the act will be sufficient to declare one's innocence?? Oh man, you must have great law makers advising you -> Guilty until swearing is done on religious text? So if I have committed a crime today, I hold on to a bible and swear that I didn't do it, it will be good enough to drop the case in court? Yes... no?? Why not throw all the judges out of the court rooms and filled them up with pastors and ulamas... I am very sure this will certainly improves the current efficiency of our judicial system and speed up all the proceedings. I am sure we will get zero convictions and all crooks can swear on their mother and father graves and promise not to be bad again......

Btw Mr PM, I never know that you're also a judge -> Abdullah reminded the people that Saiful was a victim in the issue. Victim?? Hrmm.. so no point lar asking DSAI to swear also, you already pronounced him the villian!

08-08-08 - 8th August 2008!!

Yes, today is the big day. The super duper auspicious day of the triple 8!! It's so auspicious that 238 couples have decided to tie the knot in the Klang Hokkien Association today!

It's so auspicious that the opening ceremory of the 29th Olympiad - 2008 Summer Olympic will be held today!

Afterthought - What is the priZe of Truth?

You know what, the radio station should start inviting our dear politicians, policemen, judges and any government officials that are suspected of corruption or graft, and grill them openly on the national radio. Not a good idea?? I think it's a fantastic idea but I doubt that any politicians will dare to accept this challenge!

What will be the prize offered to them? How about the mandate to run the country for a good 4 - 5 year if you prove your integrity to us on the national radio? It maybe ridiculous you think, but from all the lies being spun on the main stream medias now, I would love to hear the truth for once.

What is the priZe of Truth?

What is the price you are willing to pay to find out the truth?? How about this, one of Msia leading radio station is offering you RM1,000 PRIZE money instead, for you to find out the truth? Sounds like an awfully good deal... no?

They are actually offering you the opportunity, to hook up the person you wanted to grill for truth on a polygraph machine, throw in an expert and he will tell you whether the person is lying or not! Read it here.

This morning, a wife puts the husband secretary on the hot seat, whom she suspected that the husband was having an affair with. The brave secretary took up the challenge, and she came clean with the accusation. However, that was not the end of the story, the secretary subsequently revealed that the husband is indeed having an affair and it wasn't the first time he was having it!! The wife actually left the radio station in tears.. unable to continue with the broadcast anymore as the truth was unbearable.

I supposed she and the secretary will receive the RM1,000 prize money... however, at what price??

Would you dare to take up the challenge?